Tuesday, February 3, 2015

What Happens When Monsters Mate With Each Other?

According to one of the world's pre-eminent crpytozoologists, Dr. Henry Wolfsburg, it is possible for monster's to interbreed. The result's are almost always disaterous, according to Wolfsburg, but they will do it.

What do they do?

Well, according to Wolfsburg, writing at Zombie Logic, it isn't as much a question of what they will do as "What won't they do?"

"First we have the primate monsters, vampires, werewolves and ghouls – but everyone knows about those. Now pay attention: A vampire and a werewolf would produce a werevamp. A werewolf and a ghoul would produce a weregoo. A vampire and a ghoul would produce a vamgoo. A weregoo and a werevamp would produce a shaddy. A weregoo and a vamgoo would produce a maddy. A werevamp and a vamgoo would produce a raddy. If a shaddy were to mate with a raddy or a maddy, it would result in a mock (which frankly, is just a polite name for a mongrel)." -Vincent Price from The Monster Club - See more at: http://www.zombielogic.org/2015/01/the-monster-club-vampire-and-ghoul.html#sthash.tDwjeMxe.dpuf

Humegoo spotted at Whole Foods in Cleveland earlier this week.